There is a $1,000,000 bounty on Lupin's Head, and he's wanted dead or alive!
Do unto others
The end of the world is just an eel's length away. Get ready to squirm.
SENSATIONAL SUSPENSE DRAMA! (original print media ad - all caps)
Nothing can silence pure evil.
right place. right time. wrong guy.
Some Pledges Are For Keeps
Programmed for laughs!
Saving the world one homework assignment at a time.
Do You Ever Wonder About The Possibilities?
Money. Treachery. Vengeance. There is no one to trust.
The ORIGINAL man of mystery!
Something funny is brewing at Elsinore Castle...