It's gonna hurt.
A Frighteningly Erotic Thriller
Reality Kills
It's not about the speed...It's about the BLOOD!
Everybody loves a clown... some more than others.
You can't escape your darkest fear
This Texas Massacre Is Nothing To Laugh About.
Зло уже выбрало новую жертву...
He's Back... For Seconds
Seven opposites, one old opera house, and a secret to die for.
HIs joy is your pain...
It started as a joke...
The FACE of evil is changing...all night long.
Meet Dissecto the Clown. He's got a Captive Audience.
Logic Often Blinds Us From the Truth of Our Dreams
MORE GIGGLES...MORE GAGS...MORE GALS!... (original print ad - all caps)