Are YOUR parents a burden?
It's never too late for an encore.
THE BODY OF A GIANT! THE MIND OF A FIEND! RETURNED FROM THE DEAD TO WREAK VENGEANCE UPON HIS PERSECUTORS!! (original print ad - all caps)
Hex Marks the Spot!
There's a place between the living and the dead... and it's open 24 hours.
The key to the future lies in unlocking the past.
Tumorous parasitic beasts are nesting in the bowels of their victims...
One voice will change everything.
Something is Rotten in the City of Angels
What if one day went missing from your life
Always use the right tool for the job.
and no substitute for life
A comedy for the ages.