Can your MIND stand the SHOCKING TRUTH?
IT'S A ROMANTIC BATTLE-ROYAL! (original ad - all caps)
Mercy is not an option.
GLUB! The Face That Launched A Thousand Torpedoes!
Takes you to the bowels of the earth for thrills and chills!
She was young, lovely, and innocent...until she met him.
ALL NEW THRILLS! (original ad - all caps)