Whatever it was, it was real. And no one was ready for that...
The end isn't near, it's already inside.
Filmed in New Horrorscope!
Was he a criminal, a runaway or... a god?
YOUTH AND LOVE 50 YEARS FROM NOW! (original print ad - all caps)
Scientists created a new life form that only lasted a few hours. The truth is...it's still alive.
Because if anyone is going to ruin RoboCop, it's us.