The future is now in session.
Witness the Change!
Whatever evils come this way, we will be here to stop them.
Weird! Horrifying! Fantastic!
One Day After A Million Years It Came Out Of Hiding To... Kill! Kill! Kill!
The power to possess
There's bad blood between good and evil.
YOUTH AND LOVE 50 YEARS FROM NOW! (original print ad - all caps)
The Future is Cancelled!
This rabbit hole is deeper than you think.