YOUTH AND LOVE 50 YEARS FROM NOW! (original print ad - all caps)
The Future is Cancelled!
This rabbit hole is deeper than you think.
Sometimes it is better to close your mind and keep your eyes tightly shut.
After the first 68 plans didn't work...
Live Spelled Backwards Is EVIL
It's happening again!
All Hell is about to break loose in the Heavens.
Where dreams turn to deadly nightmares ...