ARROW-STREAKED ADVENTURE! BULLET-SCARRED STORY!!! (original ad - all caps)
Willie and Joe are on the screen!
When Dreams Go Smash - You Can Build a New Life!
From the British War Office Came the Flash...RESCUE VENUS!
This Movie Minces No Words About Bigtime College Football!
Meet The Three Stooges as up-and-coming... always leave-'em-laughing con-men in the wild and woolly west!