Two friends... One truth... an impossible hope
Men who have travelled the road to romance know the danger of falling for other men's women. But our hero was on his first mile!
You'll love these wonderful characters!
How could it happen to Janet...so shy, so young, and so much like yourself? Where did she go wrong... and why... WHY... WHY?
IT'S THEIR TOUGHEST BATTLE! (original print ad-all caps)
You will NEVER be a model!
Laughs -- Cuties and Syncopating Rhythm!
For arrogant bastards only...
BRACE YOURSELF,,,FOR LAUGHS! (original poster-all caps)
ACTION PLUS! Guns bark to the beat of thundering hoofs!