Hard as stone soldiers of fortune fighting to survive
The forces of evil were looking for trouble! They found her!
Every Hand Has A Thumb...
Erabareshi mono, mezameyo!
GREAT ADVENTURE OF INDIA! (original print ad - all caps)
Let's croak us some Toads!
Every President has a defining moment. Walter Emerson is about to have his.
One young hero... A legendary sword... The forces of evil are in serious trouble!
Ai shiteiru kara, hito de irareru (I am in love, so I can remain as human)
The girls pronounce it «Hotcha Baba!»