YOUTH AND LOVE 50 YEARS FROM NOW! (original print ad - all caps)
He menaced women with weird desires!
A Mighty Epic Of Modern Morals!
The most incredible new comedy ever laughed at!
A mad scientist toils in secret. His experiments defy nature. His creatures destroy life.
The Most Blasphemous Story Ever Told
A Monster created from the depths!
IT reaches from the grave to re-live the HORROR, the TERROR
She Treats Men the Way They've Been Treating Women for Years!
Welcome to the BODY SHOP!