BEWARE! A MONSTER IS LOOSE! (original ad - all caps)
Truth can be found in the strangest places.
You're either in, or you're in the way!
I'm Not Jesus Mommy
A Fascinating Confrontation of Extremes.
Zero trans fats has never been so deadly.
Family Trees, Twisted Roots
Madness - Death - Catharsis.
A guy, A gal, her brother and twinkies
Thrills and chills and shivering shocks as a crazed scientist terrorizes the underworld!
The utterly mad story of an utterly wonderful obsession!