Anywhere is better than here
A moonshine-swillin' romp in the swamp.
CONVOY TO ROMANCE! (original ad - all caps)
The planet he uncovered was a twin to Earth...but so ominously different!
It's her time now...
Where the Fairytale Ends, the Nightmare Begins
ALL BAD! ALL KILLER! (original print ad - all caps)
Freedom - grab it while you can!
It's the promise of a rare good time!
To stay...to fight...to run...
First There Was «Bonnie And Clyde»... Then There Was «Easy Rider»... And Now... THE LONERS