Positively the funniest comedy of the year. (Newspaper ad)
Bruce Lee's spirit lives in ... Circle of Iron
There can be only one winner...
What do you do when you're allergic to girls?
He came into town with his cock in hand, and what he did with it was illegal in 49 states
Don't get chumpatized.
Heroes fight with weapons forget in the Heart
Takuya wants to be Satsuki's dog. Satsuki likes to see Takuya cry. Love hurts.
Dream. Believe. Achieve.
THIS WAS THE LOVING..BATTLING...LUSTY AGE OF KING ARTHUR...THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE...THE FABULOUS AGE OF CAMELOT! (original poster-all caps)
Goofy jousts for the hand of Penelope, as well as the championship.