Welcome to a night of vampires and virgins, drunken devils and dirty darlings...and innocence violated 1,000 ways!
The most daring Vegas career.
The shortest distance between two points isn't always a straight line
When you have been wrongly jailed, the only thing on your mind is justice.
MILE AFTER MILE OF LAFFS! (original print ad - all caps)
Running Away From Marriage... She Ran Into LOVE!
The 2012 Apocalypse didn't happen, better thank Momma!
You can make ANYTHING look good for two minutes!
O,BOY...WHAT I COULD DO WITH THAT GUY AND HIS MILLIONS! (original print ad-all caps)
Public Enemies in Skirts!