Life meets at the crossroads
The shortest distance between two points isn't always a straight line
The Greatest Cruisin' in the Land Takes Place on the Street -- Where it all Began...
When you have been wrongly jailed, the only thing on your mind is justice.
The most daring Vegas career.
MILE AFTER MILE OF LAFFS! (original print ad - all caps)
The 2012 Apocalypse didn't happen, better thank Momma!
Running Away From Marriage... She Ran Into LOVE!
You can make ANYTHING look good for two minutes!
O,BOY...WHAT I COULD DO WITH THAT GUY AND HIS MILLIONS! (original print ad-all caps)