Best friends find you when you least expect it.
The shortest distance between two points isn't always a straight line
The Greatest Cruisin' in the Land Takes Place on the Street -- Where it all Began...
The most daring Vegas career.
When you have been wrongly jailed, the only thing on your mind is justice.
MILE AFTER MILE OF LAFFS! (original print ad - all caps)
Running Away From Marriage... She Ran Into LOVE!
The 2012 Apocalypse didn't happen, better thank Momma!
You can make ANYTHING look good for two minutes!
O,BOY...WHAT I COULD DO WITH THAT GUY AND HIS MILLIONS! (original print ad-all caps)
Public Enemies in Skirts!