The Picture That Cops the Pennant for Great Entertainment!
Don't touch that dial! Don't touch that one either! And stop touching yourself! SCTV is on the air!
The One...The Only KING OF MONSTERS as the new demon of the atomic age!
Sometimes Death Is Not So Natural
YOUTH AND LOVE 50 YEARS FROM NOW! (original print ad - all caps)
Molly really knows how to cut men down to size!!