Lindsay was only 14... and a prostitute.
CAUGHT IN THE LOVE-TRAP OF A MODERN MATA HARI! (original poster-all caps)
DEFYING A DESERT DESPOT! Fighting with fanatical fury on the sun-swept desert sands!
When she takes over the professor...she's in a class by herself!
«Wanna buy a duck?» (original poster)
Sometimes the end is just the beginning...
Life is full of detours.
BLONDE BLITZ blasts the blues out of four howling hepcats!
LOVE DEFEATS A HERO OF THE UNDERWORLD! (original poster- all caps)