"There's only one way to love a woman... and I'll share that love with no one!"
They Laughed When They Saw His Paintings... But It Was A Real Riot When They Saw His Brush...
She forced her husband's son to commit the ultimate sin!
THE SCORCHINGLY PERSONAL BEST-SELLER! (original print ad - all caps)
Last night he fell in love with her. Today he's being framed for murder. Only she could save him... And she has disappeared.