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THE MASTER OF MYSTERY EXPOSES A GENIUS OF CRIME! (original print ad - all caps)
Triple murder for high stakes! A new high in mystery excitement! And laughs, too!
PARIS! BLACKOUT!...but there's no blackout for crime...and the great detective is commandeered!
AND NOW YOU SEE HIM IN CHINA! (original print ad - all caps)
Imagine Lethal Weapon if Mel Gibson and Danny Glover were ex-boyfriends.
DEATH FIRES THE STARTING GUN!...and you'll be breathless at the finish!
Pull out your hoses...here comes Fireballs
I'm being chased by the meanest, nastiest, ugliest gang in town... But I'm not takin' any bull.
It's not you. It's him.