Some dreams should never come true...
Send your message to the President
FOLLOW 'EM FOR FUN...and Thrills Aplenty While the Kids Put a Hoodoo on the Hoodlums!
Peek into the mind of the most depressed man on earth.
RUN FOR YOUR SCALPS! (original print ad-all caps)
Only in your wildest . . .
Sometimes a hero needs to get a little blood on his hands
Doubt, Delusions, and the Devil