HEY THERE! Here's a whole NEW world of wonderful entertainment just for YOU...and YOU...and YOU!
Don't see it alone. Unless you like talking to yourself.
Smarter than the average bear!
18 FEET OF TOWERING FURY!!
It lurks... It prowls...
Death is only one bite away.
When you're in the bayou, you're dead in the water.
falling-into-a-pit
The newest breed of evil is about to be challenged... by the oldest breed of hero
5 KILLER CONVICTS BREAK OUT! (original print ad - all caps)
Gather round the fire... for the last night of your life.