Whip-sawing through shrieking red devils on the pony express!
She is the Prey...
Welcome To The Madness!
Fatty, fatty 4X4, can't get in the kitchen door!
WOMANLY WILES WERE HER WEAPONS! (original print ad - all caps)
One Tip Can Save Their Lives.
Aladdin! Sinbad! Ali Baba! Scheherezade!