When selling door-to-door is mostly a metaphor
Every passionate moment of the strangest adventure ever told !
HANGING'S TOO GOOD FOR A RAT LIKE THIS! (original print ad - all caps)
When they Switch brains, a GIRLIE MAN turns a LADIES MAN into a WILD MAN!
This dude means business, so watch out when your nerves start to shatter!
Goofiest comedy you ever saw!
OUTLAW RULE TERRIFIES RANGE 'till Red Ryder writes the law in six-gun smoke!
SHE WANTED LOVE! All Mary wanted from life was romance...and she fought for it tooth and nail!
a love story good enough to eat
IT'S FUN! (original print ad - all caps)
...for fun and thrills make a date with her(original poster)