G-G-GUARANTEED! YOU'LL BE SCARED UNTIL YOU LAUGH YOURSELF SILLY! (original theatrical poster - all caps)
They're Lovin', Laughin' and Livin' it up and for kicks playing 'Chicken on Water Skis!'
He hasn't survived Vietnam to be killed in his own country!
He's the New Sensation in the World of Kung Fu!!!
Tall, Lean and Mean!
Future's Women