G-G-GUARANTEED! YOU'LL BE SCARED UNTIL YOU LAUGH YOURSELF SILLY! (original theatrical poster - all caps)
They're Lovin', Laughin' and Livin' it up and for kicks playing 'Chicken on Water Skis!'
He's the New Sensation in the World of Kung Fu!!!
He hasn't survived Vietnam to be killed in his own country!
Tall, Lean and Mean!
Future's Women