He was told to put everything out of his mind. It was simple because there was nothing there. (original ad)
He's steer crazy! The whacky hacky with a meter that registered Laffs only!
FUN PLUS ROMANCE PLUS EXCITEMENT IN ANOTHER HOWLING HIT OF 3,000 LAFFS (original print ad - all caps)
NORTHWOODS THRILLS! SNARLING VENGEANCE!
Jazz Age Madness! Hollywood Scandal! And a Man Destroyed by His Own Ambition!
The Story of a Worm Who Turned Wildcat! (original print ad)
There's a kick in the name of Murphy...no matter how you spell it! (original poster)
MAGGIE GETS 30 DAYS...and JIGGS goes on the wildest spree in fun history!