Hell Has Never Been So Cold
Anyone can be president.
CIA. Mafia. JFK. Conspiracy. Jack Ruby.
Cory's Coming To The House This January!
He's one of the richest and most powerful men in the world. She's the beautiful wife of an American President.
The Battle for Texas and the Battle of the Sexes!
How's the State of the Union? It's GREAT!
He runs it down the flagpole and up the establishment
I'm putting the 'ex' back in Texas!
Code Name: The Soldier. You don't assign him. You unleash him.
When Japan attacked, he led us back to victory - When Korea exploded, we turned to him again. It was a time that requires heroes and General Douglas MacArthur was there...and then he was fired.
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