STRANGE POWER (original poster - all caps)
Betrayal Runs in the Family.
It's ZAZZLE! You either got It or you ain't!
Addicted to the power of television ...
Man Conquers the Last & Funniest Frontier...The Frigid Zone!!!
The lotion puts her in motion.
When you're young you think you're invincible. But we all have to grow up sometime...
HE'S BACK...TO QUELL THE FLAMING FURY OF RANGE WAR! (original poster-all caps)
They are watching you.
A New High In Hilarity!
Life is a Lie, Death an Odyssey...