MORE THAN GREAT COMEDY HERE'S GREAT ENTERTAINMENT (original print ad - all caps)
Mr. T is Cold Hard Steel! He'll Give You Peace of Mind... Piece by Piece!
The true story of one man who made a difference
Reach for a piece of sky, stranger...or you'll get six feet of earth!
Chased by secrets. Haunted by lies.
Perfect Car. Perfect Girl. Perfect Murder... Almost.
They give you second thoughts about first aid.
The Flim-Flam Man is Flim-Fun!