The brass-knuckled SATURDAY EVENING POST story comes to the screen! (original print ad)
They Can't Kiss Away Their Conscience
When little girls grow up what will they be?
Because some things really matter
The Funniest Show on Earth!
A wide-eyed boy in a narrow-minded world.
A THREE-MAN TEAM SCENTS DOUBLE TROUBLE (original poster-all caps)
A thousand thrills...ALL NEW...with the master mystery man! (original posters)
Who will survive opening night?
When the bumbling, stumbling, Appleton Porter is on the case, the future of the British Empire hangs in the balance.