..IT HAD TO BE TOLD SOONER OR LATER...WE'RE TELLING IT NOW! (original poster-all caps)
A MSYTIC MELODRAMA OF THRILLS! (original poster - all caps)
Filmed in the great outdoors in blazing natural color
Rippling Tunes! Waves of Joy! Storms of Laughter!
There's a kick in the name of Murphy...no matter how you spell it! (original poster)
Santa Claus is coming to town.