A MSYTIC MELODRAMA OF THRILLS! (original poster - all caps)
Rippling Tunes! Waves of Joy! Storms of Laughter!
There's a kick in the name of Murphy...no matter how you spell it! (original poster)
Santa Claus is coming to town.
..IT HAD TO BE TOLD SOONER OR LATER...WE'RE TELLING IT NOW! (original poster-all caps)