Massillon Ohio: Where they live, breathe and eat football.
Laugh until it hurts
...Loaded to the brim with everything that goes for happiness, joy and laugher, more tunes, laffs, girls, fun and romance than you've seen in a dozen musical hits!
Speed, Thrills, Love, Laughs, Action 'n Everything! (original poster)
The shortest distance between two points isn't always a straight line
AN ALL-STAR CAST in an ALL-STAR COMEDY RIOT! (original poster)
A new kind of terror takes root...
HIS NEW WILD WEST HIT! (original print ad - all caps)
Sometimes sixteen is anything but sweet.
I've paid the penalty...why won't they let me live?"..."We've suffered enough...why don't they let us love?
70 Minutes Of Happiness and Hi-Jinks!