Laugh until it hurts
Massillon Ohio: Where they live, breathe and eat football.
Nothing satisfies like the feel of... Honey Throat
...Loaded to the brim with everything that goes for happiness, joy and laugher, more tunes, laffs, girls, fun and romance than you've seen in a dozen musical hits!
Speed, Thrills, Love, Laughs, Action 'n Everything! (original poster)
The shortest distance between two points isn't always a straight line
Sometimes sixteen is anything but sweet.
AN ALL-STAR CAST in an ALL-STAR COMEDY RIOT! (original poster)
All secrets have a neighbor
His animal instinct cannot be tamed!
HIS NEW WILD WEST HIT! (original print ad - all caps)
I've paid the penalty...why won't they let me live?"..."We've suffered enough...why don't they let us love?