Laugh until it hurts
Massillon Ohio: Where they live, breathe and eat football.
Nothing satisfies like the feel of... Honey Throat
...Loaded to the brim with everything that goes for happiness, joy and laugher, more tunes, laffs, girls, fun and romance than you've seen in a dozen musical hits!
Speed, Thrills, Love, Laughs, Action 'n Everything! (original poster)
AN ALL-STAR CAST in an ALL-STAR COMEDY RIOT! (original poster)
Sometimes sixteen is anything but sweet.
The shortest distance between two points isn't always a straight line
HIS NEW WILD WEST HIT! (original print ad - all caps)
All secrets have a neighbor
I've paid the penalty...why won't they let me live?"..."We've suffered enough...why don't they let us love?
MORE GIGGLES...MORE GAGS...MORE GALS!... (original print ad - all caps)