Grim mystery to hold you breathless!
ONLY THE MAN WHO WROTE PSYCHO COULD JOLT YOU LIKE THIS (original posters-all caps)
SIGHTS NEVER BEFORE SEEN - Adventure never before experienced!
The ORIGINAL man of mystery!
Your Favorite UNCLEs Have a Date With Danger!
starring An International Cast
A Pandora's Box of Freudian Depravity.
Your throat dries, heart pounds, flesh crawls and you panic...that is the fear of...
It's a wild and woolly and wonderful as ever. An all-star cast in an all-new movie. James West and Artemus Gordon are back in the wildest West yet!
Calling All Agents! STAND BY FOR THRILLS! ADVENTURE! ACTION! (original print ad - many caps)
To Mr. and Mrs. Theatre-Goer! You'll find real adult entertainment of the finest type in THE MYSTERIOUS PILOT! (Original poster)