And you thought you had issues.
A horror comedy or a horrible comedy?
We're Coming
RUSTY MAKES A KID'S WONDERFUL DREAMS COME TRUE! (original lobby card-all caps)
A Drama of the Captain of a Destroyer who put DUTY BEFORE ALL!
Everyone who has a father needs to see this film.
They had it all when they were small.
Is it really who you think it is...?
Thundering hoofs, flying fists, and crackling pistols...a holocaust of action in the West!
"I made such a funny picture, this ape thought he could frame me, the big baboon!" (Spoken to gorilla by Walter Catlett, behind large picture frame).