You can't choose your destiny... It chooses you.
Anything broken can be fixed.
A NEW SINGING -ACTION WESTERN STAR FLASHES ACROSS THE SCREEN! (original poster - all caps)
Just when you thought it was safe to go on vacation!
An Episode in a Police Officer's Life
A Padlocked Shed, Hooks of Cold Steel -- a Maniac on the loose
Winning is Everything
From a world below, it came to terrorize, to destroy, to revenge!
Doing the right thing can be as hard as... Walking Across Egypt
LAUGHS...when a vagabond troubadour yearns for a gondola in Venice and gets a rowboat in Central Park (original poster)