Without benefit of clergy...but with the beauty of love.
The All-New And Most Exciting True-Life Adventure!
SIX-GUNS ROAR IN ROCKIES WARFARE! (original print media ad - all caps)
I'M TALKING WITH BULLETS! Blazing thrills...as a furious feud plunges the West into guerilla warfare!
Because everyone looks good in a tracksuit.
HEART-THUMPIN' THRILLS! (original ad - all caps)