It's the place where you come to learn what life is all about.
Welcome to the Lost Coast
Next time, take the stairs
A man can learn a lot about himself on the river
What's a little kidnapping among friends?
Your audience is watching. Be the Hero.
IT'S GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANT! (original print ad - all caps)
Thrills in the sky ! and romance below ...
Dead or alive, justice will be served.