From the crime infested underbelly of the ghetto comes ... The Good Guy from Harlem
On the Internet, there's no place to hide
SHE WANTED THE ROMANCE THAT WAS DENIED TO HER! (original herald - all caps)
CAUGHT IN THE LURE OF THE UNDERWORLD! (original poster- all caps)
He's America's crooked mouthpiece No. 1!
Life is all about closing the deal... right?
An Interactive Adventure!