No One Is Too Pretty to Die
A good black cop is dead. A crazy killer's on the loose. One little boy saw it all. Save that boy. Stay alive. Stay together. TOGETHER BROTHERS.
No Worries!
Here they come! Redmen and whitemen in a true blue tale of the wild and wooly west! (original poster)
The Nation's Greatest Ass-trologer!
CUTIES GO CATTY! IT'S LADIES' NIGHT TO FIGHT! (original poster-all caps)
They did it without bricks, they did it without anger. They did it in drag.