They can teach you a lot ... Enter their course!
There once was a pigkeeper's daughter, who raised what she shouldn't ought'er. So all the boys came, as they played her game. And took her three pigs when they caught'er.
Sex! Death! Freedom!
Fly first class!
A comedy with a big bottom line.
And you thought Earth girls were easy...
ZOMBIES OF THE AFRICAN VOODOO COAST! (original poster - all caps)
...He's a UFO Romeo...!