He's America's crooked mouthpiece No. 1!
Special! Special! Special! Laughs! Laughs! Laughs!
Clicks with the Chicks
A Ghost Town Comes to Life!
The Sensational Story of an Invisible Empire That Menaced a Nation!
In the middle of a harsh desert valley sits the bizarre Salton Sea.
HOW TO GET A MAN! HOW TO KEEP HIM! (original ad - all caps)
The Prairie's Ablaze with Fightin' Fools!
BLONDIE'S NEWEST SIDE-SPLITTER! (original print ad-all caps)