After a power breakfast they'll still eat you for lunch
It's never too late for an encore.
Win or lose, you're dead.
DRAMA AND SPECTACLE UNPARALLELED! ENTERTAINMENT UNDREAMED OF! 12,000 PLAYERS! 200 MIGHTY SCENES! TOLD TO THE TUNE OF 87 BELOVED SONGS! (original ad - all caps)
Palmer Woodrow III earned his diploma the old-fashioned way. He hired Eddie Keaton to graduate for him.
Suspect Everyone... Trust No One...
Their life story is a love story
It's 250 proof fun! - as they bust up the biggest moonshine racket in the country.
Love can't be controlled.
It's one, long, loud l-a-u-g-h!
The Toughest Hellfighter Of All!
Os homens não se medem aos palmos
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Putt
Remember high school? It's gotten worse.
Sometimes being a little different means being a lot more wonderful.