Invite a few friends over to watch the end of the world!
It's never too late for an encore.
DRAMA AND SPECTACLE UNPARALLELED! ENTERTAINMENT UNDREAMED OF! 12,000 PLAYERS! 200 MIGHTY SCENES! TOLD TO THE TUNE OF 87 BELOVED SONGS! (original ad - all caps)
Palmer Woodrow III earned his diploma the old-fashioned way. He hired Eddie Keaton to graduate for him.
After a power breakfast they'll still eat you for lunch
Their life story is a love story
Suspect Everyone... Trust No One...
The Toughest Hellfighter Of All!
Remember high school? It's gotten worse.
It's 250 proof fun! - as they bust up the biggest moonshine racket in the country.
It's one, long, loud l-a-u-g-h!
Love can't be controlled.
Greetings from... Sunshine State. Take a vacation with John Sayles.
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Putt
Os homens não se medem aos palmos