Invite a few friends over to watch the end of the world!
DRAMA AND SPECTACLE UNPARALLELED! ENTERTAINMENT UNDREAMED OF! 12,000 PLAYERS! 200 MIGHTY SCENES! TOLD TO THE TUNE OF 87 BELOVED SONGS! (original ad - all caps)
Win or lose, you're dead.
Palmer Woodrow III earned his diploma the old-fashioned way. He hired Eddie Keaton to graduate for him.
Suspect Everyone... Trust No One...
Their life story is a love story
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Putt
It's one, long, loud l-a-u-g-h!
Love can't be controlled.
It's 250 proof fun! - as they bust up the biggest moonshine racket in the country.
Sometimes being a little different means being a lot more wonderful.
Os homens não se medem aos palmos
The Toughest Hellfighter Of All!