OH, THE THINGS THEY DO IN TORTILLA FLAT! (original print ad - all caps)
Carol and Frank just got married. Their kids just got the news.
This day will be our last
Is it a Nightmare? Or is it...
Your Most Terrifying Nightmares Come to Life. You'll Pray for Dawn.
Victim... or killer?
Funnier Than Auntie Mame!
More perverted than FRENZY... Bloodier than PSYCHO... More sadistic than BLUEBEARD!
From the Secret Files of the Vatican!
The enemy is pure poison.