OH, THE THINGS THEY DO IN TORTILLA FLAT! (original print ad - all caps)
The Jarretts have finally found their dream house...Now it's about to become their worst nightmare
You don't have a wing of a prayer!
This day will be our last
Is it a Nightmare? Or is it...
Your Most Terrifying Nightmares Come to Life. You'll Pray for Dawn.
More perverted than FRENZY... Bloodier than PSYCHO... More sadistic than BLUEBEARD!
From the Secret Files of the Vatican!