What the World Is Coming To
48 HOURS OF TERRIFIC SUSPENSE AS NATURE GOES ON A RELENTLESS RAMPAGE OF DESTRUCTION !
BREATHTAKING SUSPENSE - THRILLS! (original ad - all caps)
One high school drama teacher is about to make a huge number 2
Romance is so Profane!
It's never too late to dream.
Why are all the boys dying to meet Melissa?