ALL NEW THRILLS! (original ad - all caps)
'I've Got a Message for You...YES YOU!'
They Foolishly Tried To Match Bullets With 'The Kid'!
GENE'S TOPPING THEM ALL AGAIN! He's singing out the best western ballads - and smoking out The West's worst badmen -- to tame the town that shamed Texas!
IT'S THE Daffiest, Happiest SLEIGH RIDE YOU'VE EVER BEEN TAKEN ON!
An Explosion of Merriment
Shocking! . . . Savage! . . . Sensual! This is the Ceremony
Life has some beautiful surprises.