I sentence you to ten years in the galleys!
ALL NEW THRILLS! (original ad - all caps)
'I've Got a Message for You...YES YOU!'
They Foolishly Tried To Match Bullets With 'The Kid'!
GENE'S TOPPING THEM ALL AGAIN! He's singing out the best western ballads - and smoking out The West's worst badmen -- to tame the town that shamed Texas!
IT'S THE Daffiest, Happiest SLEIGH RIDE YOU'VE EVER BEEN TAKEN ON!
An Explosion of Merriment
You have seen great motion pictures! We believe you have not seen a greater motion picture than this!
A True Story . . . A Vivid Romance !