I'ts L-L-Loaded With Laughs...as a small-time actor joins a big-time mob on a fun-time caper!
WHAT A SKIPPER! WHAT A CREW! WHAT A LAUGH! (original window-card-all caps)
They sabotaged his nuclear lab. They took his wife...They tried to kill him...Then they cloned him.
His animal instinct cannot be tamed!
CRAZED WITH THE LUST TO KILL! A power-mad maniac unleashes a lightning attack on an unsuspecting nation...And finds the Copperhaed thirsting for revenge! (original poster)
IT'S A KICK IN THE SHINS! You'll laugh till you cry At this glorious riot of fun!
Win or lose . . . she got what she wanted!
THE RIP-ROARIN, GUN-TOTIN' HOMBRE BLASTS HIS WAY TO NEW GLORIES! (original poster-all caps)
I'm being chased by the meanest, nastiest, ugliest gang in town... But I'm not takin' any bull.