THE MOST MIRTHFUL MURDER MYSTERY IN YEARS! (original print ad-all caps)
Ruthless Killer vs. Lady Doctor ! It's red-blooded action all the way !
Bond is back . . . in the untold story of the original agent 007.
He's given you «The Odd Couple», «The Goodbye Girl» and «California Suite.» He's given you laughter and tears, warmth and wit. He's given you some of the funniest, most charming moments you've ever had in a theater. Now, Neil Simon gives you something more than he has ever before...
There was only one thing more terrifying than leaving the house... staying in it.
The True Confessions and Intimate Secrets of the world's greatest authority on LOVE
The staggering tale of one man's relentless pursuit of imperfection.
The crowning triumph of the motion picture.
Crowds just cannot get enough of the most appealing love story ever filmed! (print ad - Victoria Advocate - Queen Theatre - Victoria, Texas - January 1, 1937)
Life and death are just a pulse apart.
The glorious story of the greatest storyteller of them all!
SEE! The Fantastic Binocular Murder! SEE! The Vat of Death!
We do all want to know...