THE SCREEN'S TOP 'TOUGH GUYS' MEET FACE TO FACE! (original print ad - all caps)
The greatest love story ever written
Sometimes the BEST cupids are your BEST friends...
Their wheel of fortune was spun by the COLD STEEL of an AUTOMATIC!
"The Wages of Sin is Death and as Ye Sow, so Shall Ye Reap"... Sayeth the Scriptures!