IT'S JERRY'S BIGGEST, FUNNIEST YET! (original ad - all caps)
Beyond reality, beyond fantasy, beyond your wildest imagination... Lies something better than this.
The Truth is Indecent.
It's not a party until something gets broken.
Not every idea is a winner
an arousing comedy
When your subconscious has to do the work for you.
No one is more dangerous than the man who lives two lives.
What happens when the truth is not enough?
The wedding picture doesn't always tell the whole story.
Saving the World, One Sucker at a Time
Back together for the first time, again.
There Is No Lie More Terrifying Than The Truth.