Beyond reality, beyond fantasy, beyond your wildest imagination... Lies something better than this.
IT'S JERRY'S BIGGEST, FUNNIEST YET! (original ad - all caps)
The Truth is Indecent.
Not every idea is a winner
It's not a party until something gets broken.
an arousing comedy
When your subconscious has to do the work for you.
Would Billy Jack be executed if it had happened in your town?
No one is more dangerous than the man who lives two lives.
What happens when the truth is not enough?
The wedding picture doesn't always tell the whole story.
Saving the World, One Sucker at a Time
Back together for the first time, again.
There Is No Lie More Terrifying Than The Truth.