Washington needed a victory, they got a miracle.
DRAMA AND SPECTACLE UNPARALLELED! ENTERTAINMENT UNDREAMED OF! 12,000 PLAYERS! 200 MIGHTY SCENES! TOLD TO THE TUNE OF 87 BELOVED SONGS! (original ad - all caps)
Would you still love your son even if he grew up to be Jeffrey Dahmer?
She Lived Like A Woman, And Killed Like An Animal!
His adventure made him a hero.His showmanship made him a legend.
Her heart was torn between love and the future of Hawaii.