THIS MAN HAS A PROBLEM! (original print ad - all caps)
Only a Hated Top Gun Can Save a Town At the Mercy of Cantrell's Raiders!
Don't tell your friends the ending ... They won't believe it!!!
The Sword That Challenged The Iron Might of Tyranny!
Love among the new Bohemians!
5 Playgirls Walked Innocently Into His Arms...only to meet the devil in the flesh!
Clear The Way For The Cossacks!